On the right is a security guard room, correct?

Well, I don't believe the masked robber intended to hurt anyone, but then again, they rarely do.

The security guard at APMG puts Jefferies at the office till about 8:00 p.m., which according to the M.E. is when Delancey died.

During the 16 months you worked as a guard at the Aster museum, you've stolen a Fabergé egg, a Cape of Good Hope stamp, and a scrap of Ancient Egyptian papyrus.

You posed as, uh, secret service, you knock out my security detail, and then you abduct me at gunpoint.

And you've got three security guards, each one of them looked like 100-kilo plus, bearing down on him, holding him down -- from what I could see, below the seats.

And another example of how the context changed, and the creative process for me and for most skaters, is, you go, you get out of the car, you check for security, you check for stuff.

It's clean, open and educational, and this is in contrast to the hidden, guarded and remote factories where leather and meat is produced today.

I mean, after all, Chernobyl's soil, water and air, are among the most highly contaminated on Earth, and the reactor sits at the the center of a tightly regulated exclusion zone, or dead zone, and it's a nuclear police state, complete with border guards.

And one day, with four trainers and one bodyguard, I was going up north of Kabul, and all of a sudden, again, I was stopped in the middle of the road by 19 young men.

As they move around, leukocytes work like security personnel, constantly screening the blood, tissues, and organs for suspicious signs.

Security would come out, brandish their weapons, and then we would squeal with fear and run away, because -- and this is the last rule of social justice comedy -- sometimes it makes you want to take a dump in your pants.

William went on to finish high school, get his security guard certificate to become a security guard, and is now working at a local school district.

He gave the guards permission to do those things, and they knew nobody was ever going to come down to that dungeon.

And if even a few who come have the same reaction as that security guard, then it truly would be their temple.

I was 14 years old inside of a bowling alley, burglarizing an arcade game, and upon exiting the building a security guard grabbed my arm, so I ran.

So when I came to, the security guard was standing on top of me, and he said, "Next time you little punks steal something you can carry."

I got to walk down the WWE Raw entrance ramp on live television -- (Laughter) dressed up as a fake security guard -- (Laughter) to escort another wrestler to the ring.

I caricatured my way through three layers by just impressing the guards, but I got stuck. I got stuck at the third.

And we got a report -- a sort of engineering analysis into what happened -- saying that, in fact, security guards from some rival, various competing oil firms had, in fact, parked trucks there and blown them up.